"I was watching something today and I'm going to tell you about it. You can make fun of me on your stupid blog if you want."
Don't mind if I do Mom-io. Don't mind if I do.
I frequently go through Sal's refrigerator when I go home. She tends to forget stuff is in there.
"Can I throw these fuzzy green tortillas and slimy mushrooms away or are you conducting some sort of science experiment?"
Sal, "Science experiment."
"So then it's safe to assume that this is on its way to becoming a fine cheese and is not spoiled milk?"
"You got it, kid!"
Mom, "So, I've decided that I am not going to eat bacon anymore. I saw on Dr. Oz that one of the best ways to a healthy heart is to quit eating bacon."
Me, "I can't remember the last time I even saw you eat bacon."
"Well, I figure it won't be too difficult!"
And one of my favorites,
"If you're not nice, I'm going to use your toothbrush on your dog while you're out of the house!"
